Meanwhile, all of Montréal asks : Can we force Josie to wear that
toque for the rest of the season?
Just in case there's anyone left who doesn't think The Shameless
Huckster made a pact with the devil, what was up with all of the Oilers
wearing
Ford
toques?
And having to watch The Great Sales Event's daughter lip-synching,
badly, while the television cameras fawned over Janet's frozen tears
was like a final, brutal, kick in the gut.
In fairness, had the game been held in Québec we would have all been
forced to endure Céline Dion butchering
Mon Pays
. So we can't fault the good kids in Edmonton too much for that
one.
(Canadianophiles, before they become too disillusioned, would do
well to accept that our dirty little secret is a preternatural ability
to export some of the worst performers in the history of popular music.
We are, indeed, taking care of business.)
Just in case there's anyone left who doesn't think The Shameless Huckster made a pact with the devil, what was up with all of the Oilers wearing Ford toques?
And having to watch The Great Sales Event's daughter lip-synching, badly, while the television cameras fawned over Janet's frozen tears was like a final, brutal, kick in the gut.
In fairness, had the game been held in Québec we would have all been forced to endure Céline Dion butchering Mon Pays . So we can't fault the good kids in Edmonton too much for that one.
(Canadianophiles, before they become too disillusioned, would do well to accept that our dirty little secret is a preternatural ability to export some of the worst performers in the history of popular music. We are, indeed, taking care of business.)