From the "Oui Are All in the Same Boat" department :
But then Canada would become a donut-shaped country.
Well, given the popularity of Tim Horton's it's only a matter of time.
The problem with Ontario, never mind the nascent sea-faring nation of Alberta (note: I was born in the former and spent five childhood years in the latter while my mother did her Master's; I have developed, it's true, a somewhat irrational dislike of both), talking trash and threatening to leave Confederation is the rest of the country would probably show up to help them pack.