I would have to agree that the idle rich tooling around in their private jets slumped atop one another in vaseline-face porn poses trying to report the news is probably, well...worse. Meanwhile, apropos of absolutely nothing other than I couldn't find any clever way of slipping it in to that last sentence, I am told that elk testicles are delicious. They smell like mustard gas but are yummy and tasty. I'm sure all the reporters for newspaper* will make sure that they are part of their survival packs because if elk testicles don't say news brand what the hell does? via ben h.