Damn, I want to be "wack old-skool" too!
brian d. foy : brian's Guide to Solving Any Perl Problem
"You may think yourself an artist, but
even the old Masters produced a lot of crap. Everybody's code is
crap, which means my code is crap and your code is crap. Learn to
love that. When you have a problem, your first thought should be
"Something is wrong with my crappy code". That means you do not get
to blame perl, and it is not personal."