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From the Life is Hell department :

I spent most of yesterday certain that Hell was having to listen to a cell phone that never stops ringing to the tune of Pachabel's Canon. This morning it was being forced to listen to Jackson 5 clones sing Consumer Season melodies like they were cranked up on angel dust, over coffee too hot to taste. I don't know what's worse, the experiences themselves or the fact that my reaction is to start sentences with phrase like "You people..."

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