It is shorter than I planned but my only real concern during the summer is that [it] not stick to my forehead when it gets hot. As expected, I've started getting comments from people that I look an awful lot like Stockwell Day, leader and idiot-savant of the CRAP party and general all-around tool of The Man. Seeing as how some guy in B.C. managed to register stockwelldaysucks.com before me, I'm thinking of using my new found disguise to travel the province of Quebec pretending to be the Holy Word of CRAP, quoting liberally from the works of Pierre Trudeau and Diane Francis wherever I go.