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I generally like my bank

but it is perpetually staffed by trainees. I've begun to develop elaborate conspiracy theories that this, coupled with the banks network terminals that are slower than a 14.4 Internet connection, is a deliberate strategy on the part of The Suits to drive me to do all my banking online. Once that happens, [they] can simply fire all the tellers and use the money to build more trophy houses on Martha's Vineyard. I'm hardly above using an Instabroke machine, but I think human interaction in our day to day lives is important and, ultimately, enriches us. I remeber Kurt Vonnegut, speaking after the infamous commencement speech brou-haha, saying he preferred going to the post office over sending email. "I met a cop today," he said.


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