"The United States foists itself onto its northern neighbor in many areas, from clothing fashions to household items and our megalithic entertainment industry. And now, according to the National Post business magazine, a new cross-cultural market has emerged -- the "jizz biz." By one estimate, Canada now imports $3 million worth of American sperm each year." Meanwhile, the National Post is also reporting that hot helmets induce hockey violence. Seriously, though, who can resist a quote like "A lot of your stress is actually arising from thermoregulatory conflict."